An average day for my hero consist of waking up at 5:30 going to the gym to play basketball with his friends he has know since high school(you know the ones that never really out grew high school). This is the time in my day were I take all the previous days anger out. Running fast, jumping as high as i can...well i guess only to the net, hitting hard but not hard enough to through out my back! I head back home about 7:00, I have to shower and get to my dead end job as a local security job at my old high school, Lone Peak. I keep telling myself that its a good job and im a police officer but when it comes down to it all I do is walk around and teach a class or two. After work is over I sit in my car at the high school waiting for someone to do something stupid like speed, run a red light or hit another car. I go home about 5:30 to a wife and 1 child that seems to like lady gaga more than Chase Hansen(I mean who in there right mind couldn't love Chase, I believe that they just kicked MJ off Hanes underwear and offering it to Chase. He will be an awesome underwear model kinda like Derek Zoolander). My wife always is trying to make dinner(the key word is TRYING) of course I already stopped at the local Mc D and gotten something to eat so I dont starve. Then off to bed hoping that no one eggs my house again.
Will Chase Hansen get the Hanes underwear deal?
Will The wife take cooking classes?? but would that mean she has to leave the kitchen? probably worth it because I need better sandwiches
Will my house get egged again?
